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i'm jon scott. fox news watch is on right now. >> jon: hidden camera clip made public by mother jones magazine became the focus of mainstream press. video caught fire as potentially damaging material to the republican presidential nominee. associated press, romney relearning history's gaffe lessons and jonathan martin. >> the worst is we are for is character about the person. that is the problem with this video. >> jon: they latched on this latest diversion to repeat it that republican candidate is out of touch. >> mitt romney doesn't have any empathy which is the problem. >> he only has so much time left with to come up with credible reason he should be commander in chief. >> his message was defended by supporters and the candidate himself. >> he believes every american has to have a stake and he doesn't want the president wants which a bigger government la is taking more people's money. >> the problem as you see right now, so many people have fallen into poverty that they are not paying taxes. the
i'm jon scott. fox news watch is on right now. >> jon: hidden camera clip made public by mother jones magazine became the focus of mainstream press. video caught fire as potentially damaging material to the republican presidential nominee. associated press, romney relearning history's gaffe lessons and jonathan martin. >> the worst is we are for is character about the person. that is the problem with this video. >> jon: they latched on this latest diversion to repeat it that...
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make it ten years in a row for jon stewart and company. even if jimmy fallon did all he could to keep him from accepting. mark barger, nbc news. >>> nbc's education nation is in full swing. they're participating in the three-day summit aimed at improving education in the united states. nbc's danielle leigh reports. >> cody, you can do it. come on. >> i don't get it, mom. >> reporter: many of the nations' parents say they feel like the parents in this movie, "won't back down". >> we are taking back our schools. >> reporter: it features parents fighting for their children's future in a school system that is failing. >> we are falling further and further behind. as a parent i want the best for my child. >> reporter: this texas mom came to new york looking for better solutions. they're out there. >> i know a lot more stuff than i did last year. >> reporter: in cincinnati, ohio, community learning centers are going beyond the academics. >> we have emotional, academics. it's good to get the whole child. >> reporter: in manhattan georges attends
make it ten years in a row for jon stewart and company. even if jimmy fallon did all he could to keep him from accepting. mark barger, nbc news. >>> nbc's education nation is in full swing. they're participating in the three-day summit aimed at improving education in the united states. nbc's danielle leigh reports. >> cody, you can do it. come on. >> i don't get it, mom. >> reporter: many of the nations' parents say they feel like the parents in this movie,...
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today. [ laughter ] >> jon: the folks at u.s.a. today took issue with colbert's criticism and at the top of thursday's lighted section they proved him wrong. should the late night comic be the top news story, they have a blue circle rea
today. [ laughter ] >> jon: the folks at u.s.a. today took issue with colbert's criticism and at the top of thursday's lighted section they proved him wrong. should the late night comic be the top news story, they have a blue circle rea
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today. [ laughter ] >> jon: the folks at u.s.a. today took issue with colbert's criticism and at the top of thursday's lighted section they proved him wrong. should the late night comic be the top news story, they have a blue circle ready to go. that is wrap on news watch this week. thanks to our panel.
today. [ laughter ] >> jon: the folks at u.s.a. today took issue with colbert's criticism and at the top of thursday's lighted section they proved him wrong. should the late night comic be the top news story, they have a blue circle ready to go. that is wrap on news watch this week. thanks to our panel.
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[cheers] >> jon: come on. >> jon: think about it. alaska's also near the north pole, so she must also be friends with santa. now, the pick was a surprise, not least for palin herself, who was asked about the job just a month ago. >> asked for that v.p. >> as for that v.p. talk all the time, i can't answer that question until somebody answers for me, what is it exactly that the v.p. does every day? >> jon: oh, mostly -- mostly, you just sit around being prepared to be the most powerful person on earth. senior female and women's issues correspondent samantha bee joins us with more. [applause] [cheers] >> jon: i know how moved you were by senator hillary clinton's run for the presidency. how are you feeling now about this extraordinary moment? >> it's amazing, jon, and as a proud vagina american myself, i can tell you i'll be voting for mccain in november. >> jon: that's it? you just vote for whoever has -- >> a fun pouch. >> jon: the -- >> the love pita. >> jon: right. but in many ways, governor pailen is the ideological opposite of se
[cheers] >> jon: come on. >> jon: think about it. alaska's also near the north pole, so she must also be friends with santa. now, the pick was a surprise, not least for palin herself, who was asked about the job just a month ago. >> asked for that v.p. >> as for that v.p. talk all the time, i can't answer that question until somebody answers for me, what is it exactly that the v.p. does every day? >> jon: oh, mostly -- mostly, you just sit around being prepared to...
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(laughter) >> jon: are you not entertained? (laughter) this is the most joy i've gotten from an old man. (laughter) >> since dick cheney nonfatally shot one in the face. (cheers and applause) i mean-- this is-- more, give me more. >> i'm not going to shut up, it's my turn. so anyway-- . >> jon: i'm here to lend my support to mitt romney in his crucial hour. will you not silence me, invisible barack obama. (laughter) i am going to tell you something, back where we work at the daily show on the west side of he'll kitchen in new york city, you don't have to go far to see an old man yelling at an inanimate object. (laughter) but rarely is that object on stage at a national political convention. and almost never is that old man oscar winner clint eastwood. (applause) not that romney didn't get a chance to-- you know, i think he talked too. >> we americans have always felt a special kinship with the future. >> jon: yes, yes, we americans uniquely among earth's people, move forward in time. look, i don't-- (laughter) i don't care how
(laughter) >> jon: are you not entertained? (laughter) this is the most joy i've gotten from an old man. (laughter) >> since dick cheney nonfatally shot one in the face. (cheers and applause) i mean-- this is-- more, give me more. >> i'm not going to shut up, it's my turn. so anyway-- . >> jon: i'm here to lend my support to mitt romney in his crucial hour. will you not silence me, invisible barack obama. (laughter) i am going to tell you something, back where we work at...
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. >> jon? >> john. >> al madrigal, tell me you've gotten inside the perimeter. >> i'm very close to the convention center. the bad news is that my camera guy didn't get in. (laughter) i asked one of the cops how to get a camera through the checkpoint he said "they brought me in from atlanta, how the (bleep) should i know? stphaoupl jason jones, are you there? >> i've done everything they've asked me to do. i've got 40 pounds of ye credentials around my neck. local cops, mall cops, i borrow add (bleep)ing segway and still i ran into a barricade and when they told know go back the other way i ran into another (bleep)ing barricade! >> jon: there's a lot of security, i guess, samantha. >> jon, the demilitarized zone between north and south korea has a lot of security. this (bleep) is insane! (cheers and applause). >> jon: well, thank you, guys, we'll check back in with you later. listen, last night. .. (applause) the audience appears to have had a similar experience. last night was the official ope
. >> jon? >> john. >> al madrigal, tell me you've gotten inside the perimeter. >> i'm very close to the convention center. the bad news is that my camera guy didn't get in. (laughter) i asked one of the cops how to get a camera through the checkpoint he said "they brought me in from atlanta, how the (bleep) should i know? stphaoupl jason jones, are you there? >> i've done everything they've asked me to do. i've got 40 pounds of ye credentials around my neck....
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. >> jon: math. numbers. i never thought i would say this but i have missed you so much, math. >> an amazing display of actually saying stuff, more specific numbers in one speech last night than the republican leadership did in an entire week in tampa. >> what has the president done. he has offered a reasonable plan of four trillion dollars in debt reduction over a decade for every two and a half trillion dollars in spending cuts, he raises a dollar in new revenue,. >> jon: oh ratios. mathematical parameters from which to extrapolate results. not that the republicans did not have a plan to start off the nation's economic problems. >> we are going to solve this nation's economic problems. we need to stop spending money we don't have. we will not duck the tough issues. we will leave. >> and as the last resort we will use-- how numerically deficient was the entire rnc. not only did bill clinton offer more specifics than the democratic plan than the republican plan, he ended up with more specifics of the republic
. >> jon: math. numbers. i never thought i would say this but i have missed you so much, math. >> an amazing display of actually saying stuff, more specific numbers in one speech last night than the republican leadership did in an entire week in tampa. >> what has the president done. he has offered a reasonable plan of four trillion dollars in debt reduction over a decade for every two and a half trillion dollars in spending cuts, he raises a dollar in new revenue,. >>...
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the answer is senator jon kyl. his dad was jon h. kyl. the elder represented iowa in the house and dan quail's office represented indiana first in congress and the senate. you had to read the question very carefully. that's what friday trivia is all about. we'll be right back. [ female announcer ] research suggests cell health plays a key role throughout our lives. one a day women's 50+ is a complete multivitamin designed for women's health concerns as we age. it has more of 7 antioxidants to support cell health. one a day 50+. to support cell health. every room deserves to look us what our great.te color is? and every footstep should tell us we made the right decision. so when we can feel our way through the newest, softest, and most colorful options... ...across every possible price range... ...our budgets won't be picking the style. we will. more saving. more doing. that's the power of the home depot. right now get $37 basic installation on all special order carpet. droid does. and does it launch apps by voice while learning your voice
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you are bordered by iraq, syria-- >> yes. >> jon: israel and saudi arabia. >> egypt. >> jon: and egypt. so how are things? (laughter) >> we've seen better days. >> jon: you run a constitutional monarchy. >> that's right. >> jon: in the middle of the largest democratic i don't want to say uprising but transition in your part of the world. what happens to you? how do you manage that without being deposed like some of these other countries have had to deal with? >> jordan is part of the arab spring also. but the arab spring means something different to every country. different countries are going through different paces. you know, i keep saying that whatever the middle east is going through is going to be something that will take five, ten, 15 years and each country is going to have its own unique experiment of this. the republics have gone through a much tougher version of this than the monarchies, funny enough. but i hope this is something we all look back five, ten, 15 years from now and say that arab spring is a good thing. and i believe it is. so we all have to change. but the pace a
you are bordered by iraq, syria-- >> yes. >> jon: israel and saudi arabia. >> egypt. >> jon: and egypt. so how are things? (laughter) >> we've seen better days. >> jon: you run a constitutional monarchy. >> that's right. >> jon: in the middle of the largest democratic i don't want to say uprising but transition in your part of the world. what happens to you? how do you manage that without being deposed like some of these other countries have had...
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(audience reacts). >> jon: oh. (laughter) well, i guess if the world leaders would like to meet with him personally they can just donate $5 to his campaign and take their chances like the rest of us. (laughter) seriously. i'm sure there's a good reason why president obama's not going to be face to face with world leaders in these difficult and historic times. >> the president obviously has a busy schedule. he has a busy schedule all time. >> jon: yeah, he's got a busy schedule! (laughter) he can't just be meeting every world leader willy-nilly! (laughter) just because he's not meeting them face to face doesn't mean he's not filled with high level strategic room defcon economic simulations. >> president obama will appear on "the view" this morning. (audience reacts) >> jon: moments like these in an election season that you would think would be crushing obama's reelection chances. and yet they are not. why, you ask? (laughter) it's the subject of tonight's news segment "barack obama's the luckiest dude on the planet.
(audience reacts). >> jon: oh. (laughter) well, i guess if the world leaders would like to meet with him personally they can just donate $5 to his campaign and take their chances like the rest of us. (laughter) seriously. i'm sure there's a good reason why president obama's not going to be face to face with world leaders in these difficult and historic times. >> the president obviously has a busy schedule. he has a busy schedule all time. >> jon: yeah, he's got a busy...
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(laughter) >> jon: thank you, sam and 4h$h >> jon: welcome back! my guest tonight, she is the junior senator representing the great state of new york. welcome back to the program senator kirsten gillibrand. hello! (cheers and applause) i want to thank you for coming. we saved a little time and i thought it worked out very nicely. senator, are you having a nice time at your party's party? >> yes. >> jon: how has it been going so far with you? >> i thought michelle obama was amazing last night. did you guys think she was amazing? (cheers and applause) incredible! so moving. such a beautiful speech. >> jon: how does it feel in... you know, it will be 10,000, 15,000 people in there. how does it feel in that hall because obviously we can't get passes. (laughter) so was it very emotional for the people in the theater? >> well, i watched her speech from television and... >> jon: oh, you don't have passes? (laughter) >> (laughs) (laughter). >> jon: i will work on that for you. i will get you some passes. >> but they showed all the women crying. she really
(laughter) >> jon: thank you, sam and 4h$h >> jon: welcome back! my guest tonight, she is the junior senator representing the great state of new york. welcome back to the program senator kirsten gillibrand. hello! (cheers and applause) i want to thank you for coming. we saved a little time and i thought it worked out very nicely. senator, are you having a nice time at your party's party? >> yes. >> jon: how has it been going so far with you? >> i thought michelle...
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no. >> jon: we'll be right back. >> jon: welcome back. the general election season is once again upon us in all its terrible glory, but will this time be different? will we find a way to engage in a substantive, yet respectful conversation about the future of our republic, or not? [laughter] reporting from the recent conventions, "the daily show," best [bleeped] news team on television, offers this clue. >> with the conventions over, the presidential race has officially begun, which means for next seven weeks brace yourselves for a whole lot of this. >> when the tide of national debt rises... >> she passed away in 22 days. >> if he win, we lose. >> but when we talked to dell combats in tampa and charlotte, we saw a real desire to rise above all the vitriol. >> we need to put the success of our country before politics, before money and before party. >> we do need to stop the political bickering. >> we have to recognize our similarities and focus on the similarities rather than our differences. >> exactly. and they already agree on one impo
no. >> jon: we'll be right back. >> jon: welcome back. the general election season is once again upon us in all its terrible glory, but will this time be different? will we find a way to engage in a substantive, yet respectful conversation about the future of our republic, or not? [laughter] reporting from the recent conventions, "the daily show," best [bleeped] news team on television, offers this clue. >> with the conventions over, the presidential race has...
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(audience reacts). >> jon: oh. (laughter) well, i guess if the world leaders would like to meet with him personally they can just donate $5 to his campaign and take their chances like the rest of us. (laughter) seriously. i'm sure there's a good reason why president obama's not going to be face to face with world leaders in these difficult and historic times. >> the president obviously has a busy schedule. he has a busy schedule all time. >> jon: yeah, he's got a busy schedule! (laughter) he can't just be meeting every world leader willy-nilly! (laughter) just because he's not meeting them face to face doesn't mean he's not filled with high level strategic room defcon economic simulations. >> president obama will appear on "the view" this morning. (audience reacts) >> jon: moments like these in an election season that you would think would be crushing obama's reelection chances. and yet they are not. why, you ask? (laughter) it's the subject of tonight's news segment "barack obama's the luckiest dude on the planet.
(audience reacts). >> jon: oh. (laughter) well, i guess if the world leaders would like to meet with him personally they can just donate $5 to his campaign and take their chances like the rest of us. (laughter) seriously. i'm sure there's a good reason why president obama's not going to be face to face with world leaders in these difficult and historic times. >> the president obviously has a busy schedule. he has a busy schedule all time. >> jon: yeah, he's got a busy...
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. >> jon: welcome to "the daily show"! my name is jon stewart. very excited tonight. our guest tonight, we're very excited, king abdullah of jordan is going to be joining us on the program tonight, very excited. (cheers and applause) but first-- but first i have a question i'd like to ask you. (laughter) a fellow in the audience right before the show, a fellow in the audience asked a nice lady to marry him. here's the crazy part: met her in line. (laughter and applause) no. eight years. they've been going out for eight years. it was-- (applause). it was a very moving and heart felt moment. i thought punctuated by the phrase-- which i think should be a hallmark card-- (laughter) "(bleep) yeah i'll marry you." (cheers and applause) beautiful. got you right here. got you right here. very exciting. and obviously they're canadian so their babies, i'm sure, will be gay socialists. (laughter) whatever it is canadians make up there. i don't know. (laughter) anyway, king abdullah, of course, he is in new york city for the u.n. general assembly, or, as we like to think of it, t
. >> jon: welcome to "the daily show"! my name is jon stewart. very excited tonight. our guest tonight, we're very excited, king abdullah of jordan is going to be joining us on the program tonight, very excited. (cheers and applause) but first-- but first i have a question i'd like to ask you. (laughter) a fellow in the audience right before the show, a fellow in the audience asked a nice lady to marry him. here's the crazy part: met her in line. (laughter and applause) no....
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. >> jon: news flash! extra extra, children think school lunches suck. (laughter) we now go out to our own captain obvious who has been following this story since schools began serving lunch. (laughter) all right, what's the problem? >> smaller portions, fewer calories, less meat and cheese, and more fruits and vegetables. >> some kids are complaining that their lunch doesn't fill them up. >> the new rules limit elementary schoolers to 650-- 650 call reerx 700 calories for middle schoolers and 850 for high schoolers. >> jon: extra extra, school lunches suck! and the portions are too small. (laughter) so you hate the food and you want more of it. but i guess look f the government is actually policing students and reses-- restricting their caloric intake that does seem a bit draconian. >> despite calorie limits students can always get seconds of fruits and vegetables. >> jon: oh, sure, fruits and vegetables, like that counts as food. you know what we call fruits and vegetables at my school, nerd grenades. and i should know because i got hit by a lot of ner
. >> jon: news flash! extra extra, children think school lunches suck. (laughter) we now go out to our own captain obvious who has been following this story since schools began serving lunch. (laughter) all right, what's the problem? >> smaller portions, fewer calories, less meat and cheese, and more fruits and vegetables. >> some kids are complaining that their lunch doesn't fill them up. >> the new rules limit elementary schoolers to 650-- 650 call reerx 700 calories...
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. >> jon: oh, sure, fruits and vegetables, like that counts as food. you know what we call fruits and vegetables at my school, nerd grenades. and i should know because i got hit by a lot of nerd grenades. (laughter) i thought my nick name was incoming. (laughter) all right, sure. this is only for lunches that are subsidized by the government and sure, you're allow unlimb thed fruits and vegetables. but a third of our kids are overweight or obese. and if this keeps up from the government we are never getting that above 50%. (laughter) i'm still not clear on why they're hungry. >> at some schools the amount of food thrown out in cafeterias is shocking. >> kids are now throwing away twice as much food as last year. >> jon: hmmmm, now i am obviously not a nutritionist or an educator but i think if these kids are hungry i guess my solution would be, eat your mother [bleep] lunch! (laughter) you know whose's not hungry in your old pal remmy counting out in the dumpster. because you gave him your lunch. so the usda which has been setting guidelines for subsid
. >> jon: oh, sure, fruits and vegetables, like that counts as food. you know what we call fruits and vegetables at my school, nerd grenades. and i should know because i got hit by a lot of nerd grenades. (laughter) i thought my nick name was incoming. (laughter) all right, sure. this is only for lunches that are subsidized by the government and sure, you're allow unlimb thed fruits and vegetables. but a third of our kids are overweight or obese. and if this keeps up from the government...
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my name is jon stewart. in the great city of tampa, this is the third night that officially qualifies the daily show as an invasive species. so michael steele will be joining us at the end too much show, moments ago mitt romney of massachusetts accepted his
my name is jon stewart. in the great city of tampa, this is the third night that officially qualifies the daily show as an invasive species. so michael steele will be joining us at the end too much show, moments ago mitt romney of massachusetts accepted his
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. >> jon: extra extra, school lunches suck! and the portions are too small. (laughter) so you hate the food and you want more of it. but i guess look f the government is actually policing students and reses-- restricting their caloric intake that does seem a bit draconian. >> despite calorie limits students can always get seconds of fruits and vegetables. >> jon: oh, sure, fruits and vegetables, like that counts as food. you know what we call fruits and vegetables at my school, nerd grenades. and i should know because i got hit by a lot of nerd grenades. (laughter) i thought my nick name was incoming. (laughter) all right, sure. this is only for lunches that are subsidized by the government and sure, you're allow unlimb thed fruits and vegetables. but a third of our kids are overweight or obese. and if this keeps up from the government we are never getting that above 50%. (laughter) i'm still not clear on why they're hungry. >> at some schools the amount of food thrown out in cafeterias is shocking. >> kids are now throwing away twice as much food as last yea
. >> jon: extra extra, school lunches suck! and the portions are too small. (laughter) so you hate the food and you want more of it. but i guess look f the government is actually policing students and reses-- restricting their caloric intake that does seem a bit draconian. >> despite calorie limits students can always get seconds of fruits and vegetables. >> jon: oh, sure, fruits and vegetables, like that counts as food. you know what we call fruits and vegetables at my...
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we love the [bleeped] out of you. >> jon: that's what i'm here for. [cheering and applause] you know, i've always said if i could just find some people to love the [bleeped] out of me, i'd be a happy, happy man. now, this thing, so the new album came out yesterday. i should say "dropped yesterday." that's a music term. i don't want to blow your mind, but it dropped yesterday. so kids can pick up the l.p., is that the wrong word? >> yep, that's not it. >> jon: the wax disc, the cylinder? i have a vvitrola. i think it's going to be number one, a smash hit. i've been listening to this thing, smash hit. just the consistency. how many albums is this now? >> this is the sixth studio album. >> jon: incredible. >> i'm like a rash. you can't get rid of me. >> jon: stop it. can't believe i got the [bleeped] kicked out of me by a rash. how did this degenerate? this is a classy program. the c.d., "the truth about love," on sale now. you got to get this. and they're going to do us a great honor with playing us out with something called "who knew." pink. thank you
we love the [bleeped] out of you. >> jon: that's what i'm here for. [cheering and applause] you know, i've always said if i could just find some people to love the [bleeped] out of me, i'd be a happy, happy man. now, this thing, so the new album came out yesterday. i should say "dropped yesterday." that's a music term. i don't want to blow your mind, but it dropped yesterday. so kids can pick up the l.p., is that the wrong word? >> yep, that's not it. >> jon: the wax...
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(cheers and applause) >> jon: welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. whoa, we got a show for you, joining us from the new york knicker bockers basketball club mr. amare stoudemire will be joining us. we will trade notes on how each of us celebrated yom kippur. now, obviously you have heard about the tensions in syria, iran, throughout the mideast. but there is a battle brewing much closer to home. >> tonight the food fight sweeping school cafeterias nationwide. >> students who say healthy lunches now mandated under federal guidelines are leaving them hungry. >> jon: news flash! extra extra, children think school lunches suck. (laughter) we now go out to our own captain obvious who has been following this story since schools began serving lunch. (laughter) all right, what's the problem? >> smaller portions, fewer calories, less meat and cheese, and more fruits and vegetables. >> some kids are complaining that their lunch doesn't fill them up. >> the new rules limit elementary schoolers to 650-- 650 call reerx 700 calories for middle schoolers and 850 fo
(cheers and applause) >> jon: welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. whoa, we got a show for you, joining us from the new york knicker bockers basketball club mr. amare stoudemire will be joining us. we will trade notes on how each of us celebrated yom kippur. now, obviously you have heard about the tensions in syria, iran, throughout the mideast. but there is a battle brewing much closer to home. >> tonight the food fight sweeping school cafeterias nationwide. >>...
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>> in the white house. >> jon: did you have a finger in trying on spin polls? >> not where i worked. it wasn't necessarily, we were much more focused on international affairs. i think the thing is, i think jim hit on most likely what will happen is americans will rally around the president in this situation because whenever we're under attack, americans tend to come together and tend to come around the president. the fact that it also hasn't gotten any coverage of the negative aspects is going to make it greater. >> jon: rick, bring your thoughts from the west coast? >> it depends on whether they are getting registered voters or likely voters. i don't put a lot of stake in polls. if polls were accurate we would have president john kerry. no pollster has ever called me. i find it silly on to be putting a lot of confidence in polls in early september. >> jon: coming up a new film about president does well at the box office but not so much with the media. with the spark miles card from capital one, thor's couture gets the most rewards of any small business credit
>> in the white house. >> jon: did you have a finger in trying on spin polls? >> not where i worked. it wasn't necessarily, we were much more focused on international affairs. i think the thing is, i think jim hit on most likely what will happen is americans will rally around the president in this situation because whenever we're under attack, americans tend to come together and tend to come around the president. the fact that it also hasn't gotten any coverage of the negative...
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. >> jon: yeah, baby! welcome to the daily show. my name is jon stewart. our guests tonight austan goolsbee, former economic adviser to the president now living a glorious and care-free life of decadence as a tenured college professor. barack obama, i'm assuming has just finished his speech accepting the nomination of the democratic party and at the end of it threw down his mike and said [bleep] all y'all. that was weird! (cheers and applause) let's begin the night with night 2 of the democratic national convention where democrats are capitalized-- the passionate populism of deval patrick. the lo qua shouldness of uno e dual and michelle obama who crushed it so hard republicans were desperate to change the subject. >> republicans are now blasting the democrat's platform. >> why would they remove that jerusalem should be the capital imof israel. >> the word god was gone. the one reference before, the republicans had 12 references of god. >> how there can be an entire section on faith if you don't mention god with. what do we have faith in. >> i have faith i
. >> jon: yeah, baby! welcome to the daily show. my name is jon stewart. our guests tonight austan goolsbee, former economic adviser to the president now living a glorious and care-free life of decadence as a tenured college professor. barack obama, i'm assuming has just finished his speech accepting the nomination of the democratic party and at the end of it threw down his mike and said [bleep] all y'all. that was weird! (cheers and applause) let's begin the night with night 2 of the...
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>> jon: that's our show. see you here tomorrow night. same time, here it is, your moment of zen. >> and i will give barack obama credit for creating jobs these last four years. for golf caddies. captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wg ♪ ♪ ( laughter ) >> i think i can get america back from those who want to change this country. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> stephen: welcome to the report. thank you for joining us. thank you. folks, folks, it is thursday, the third and final and also fourth night of the republican national convention. tonight, are mitt romney officially accepts the nomination. >> i haven't seen his, i haven't seen his acceptance speech, but i know it was electric, or at least static electric. he is going to have to be good because last night was a barn burner and not just because the gop wants to cut funding to fire departments. they had, last night they had minority speakers, a bunch of them. whatever, whatever a group of minorities is called. a like a pride? a gaggle
>> jon: that's our show. see you here tomorrow night. same time, here it is, your moment of zen. >> and i will give barack obama credit for creating jobs these last four years. for golf caddies. captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wg ♪ ♪ ( laughter ) >> i think i can get america back from those who want to change this country. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> stephen: welcome to the report. thank you for joining us....
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." >> colbert would be knocking off jon stewart. >> but he has us all confused. we don't know if he's republican, democrat or independent. >> i know. we're pretty close. >> claire danes, i fell in love with "homeland." when i left the white house, i was watching five episodes in a row on demand. i was staying up until 1:00 in the morning. and i love don cheadle as marty in "house of lies." it's a train wreck. it's so compelling. it's fascinating tv. >> jon hamm finally deserve an emmy. >> the show has won so many years in a row. >> he's never won one. >> george? >> i'm still a big "modern family" fan. i think they're going to get a lot of awards. but i'm going to disagree with you a little, i think jimmy kimmel breaks through and beats colbert. >> i agree with you. >> i think it's his year. after all, he's the host, it would be a nice benefit. we'll see how he handles it all if he doesn't get it. >>> catch the emmys on abc starting at 7:00 eastern time. thanks to our roundtable, the conversation will continue online. secretary reich and ann coulter are going to a
." >> colbert would be knocking off jon stewart. >> but he has us all confused. we don't know if he's republican, democrat or independent. >> i know. we're pretty close. >> claire danes, i fell in love with "homeland." when i left the white house, i was watching five episodes in a row on demand. i was staying up until 1:00 in the morning. and i love don cheadle as marty in "house of lies." it's a train wreck. it's so compelling. it's fascinating...
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jon oliver, i'll start with you. >> hi, jon. jon, i will never forget charlotte, the myrtle trees damp after a morning show. the air full of lavendar and magnolia. the southern people are bigger hearted and kinder than i had a right to expect and i cannot wait to get on a plane and get the ( bleep ) out of here. out. out. >> jon: why? why? >> i'm a new yorker now. i've been here almost a whole week, and i've almost forgotten how asphalt marinated in other people's urine smells. i miss it. i want to go home. >> jon: i miss it as well. jessica williams, you were here covering your very first convention. what will you miss most? >> the people, you know? ( cheers and applause ) i get to come to work every day amidst so many intelligent, well-informed and scandalously well-dressed black men, especially the one with the big plane. he's cute. ( laughter ) ( applause ) >> jon: you-- ( laughter ) you mean-- ( laughter ) you mean-- you mean the president. >> jon, i don't know. do i look like tom brokaw? here's what i won't miss-- you half
jon oliver, i'll start with you. >> hi, jon. jon, i will never forget charlotte, the myrtle trees damp after a morning show. the air full of lavendar and magnolia. the southern people are bigger hearted and kinder than i had a right to expect and i cannot wait to get on a plane and get the ( bleep ) out of here. out. out. >> jon: why? why? >> i'm a new yorker now. i've been here almost a whole week, and i've almost forgotten how asphalt marinated in other people's urine...